This is NOT your safest shopping district (i.e. you may - especially here on the West Coast - run into one of the little pranks invented by the funny people who treat sabotage as an amusing hobby).

UNFAIR Term applied to advantages enjoyed by other people which we tried to cheat them out of and didn't manage. See also DISHONESTY, SNEAKY, UNDERHAND and JUST LUCKY I GUESS.

-The Hipcrime Vocab by Chad C. Mulligan